Nuu~! I don't wanna go nigh nigh!!

Cosplay Store- Prologue

2008-03-22T22:40:50Z

May: Ever wanted a fanfic where Naruto and company cosplay constantly? kukuku...I thought so too.
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Summary- When Sasuke and Itachi go to a costume store to shop for a set of costumes for their mother’s birthday masquerade party, they get kidnapped by a perverted masked man. They wake up in the care of two cute teens and a house full of lunatics! YAOI- SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, KakaIru, GaaLee, SasoDei, etc.

Ages:

Mitoko: 32, Sasuke: 13, Itachi:18, Kakashi: 27, Naruto: 12, Kyuubi: 17, etc.

Note: I would really love fanart for this story, considering the fact that I’m going to be dressing up various characters in cosplay ranging in anything from sailor skirts to goth wear. Please tell me if you are, and if you post the art please state it’s from my story and provide a link if possible! Love ya all!

“My two dearest children! Go out and buy some adorable costumes for my b-day party!” a feminine voice giggled.

“…you’re kidding.” A dark, emotionless, yet sexy voice replied.

“Mom! Why?!” a slightly higher pitched voice whined. Someone was heard stomping their foot.

The higher pitched voice belonged to middle school heartthrob Uchiha Sasuke, the emotionless one belonging to high school heartthrob Uchiha Itachi, Sasuke’s big brother.

Mitoko glared at her sons, flipping back a lock of her ebony black hair over her shoulder. “Because it’s a costume party, you sillies!” she snapped, her voice ending in a menacing tone that clearly meant ‘Get the fuck out of my house and bring back cute costumes or I’ll throw you idiots out.’

Sasuke bit his lip. He, along with his brother, had inherited their mother’s dark hair and matching eyes, though Itachi had a physical birth defect of these weird lines down between his eyes and nose, while Sasuke apparently had a mental birth defect due to the fact that he styled his hair like a duck’s ass, while Itachi’s hair was long and in a loose ponytail tied at the base of his neck.

Sasuke was currently dressed in a loose black t-shirt with a long-sleeved mesh shirt underneath and gray cargo pants and black, skull-print canvas sneakers.

Itachi, a little less conservative, was wearing a black tank top with the midriff exposed, only to be covered up again by another fishnet shirt underneath. He also had yanked on a pair of really, really, tight, black leather pants (that he said fit quite well actually) and boots.

Can someone say eye candy?

They both returned their mother’s glare before the woman’s gaze only seemed to intensify and they quick ran out of the house. Itachi managing to grab his keys on the way.

“Aniki…Aniki…Aniki, Aniki, Aniki, Ani-”

“What..?” Itachi ground out, his eyes scanning the stores for any sign of a costume store while glancing at the road he was driving down in a black Lexus.

“…Do you see anything? ‘Cause I don’t.” Sasuke answered, stating the oblivious. He was clearly bored out of his mind.

Itachi sighed, his eyes glancing at the slightly traffic-filled road before returning to his store-search. ‘Teenagers…’ he temporarily ignored the fact he was a teenager as well, hell, he’d be graduating high school this summer! “No, Sasuke” he replied “I don’t see anything.”

“Rats…” Sasuke replied, glancing around in boredom. “Can we go to McDonald’s?” he asked randomly.

“Have you been hanging out with that Kimimaru freak again?” Itachi snapped out ‘And getting totally screwed up in the head without even knowing it…’ he added to his thoughts.

“Only a little…” Sasuke muttered, staring out the window. He blinked when his gaze fell on a peculiar store. “Ah! Aniki! What about that one?” he asked, pointing at radically painted store that looked like it was one artistic blob. Various splashes and splatters of paint dotted the window wall, from gold to hot pink, in the window display were two mannequins, both dressed up various forms of what was undeniably cosplay.

Cue the Jaws Theme!

Itachi studied it warily, glancing around a bit for another store, sighing when one couldn’t be found. He parked in a small empty slot near the store and turned off the engine. He examined it from a safe distance a little while longer “…Well, let’s go.” He opened the car door, Sasuke following suit.

They missed the slightly evil chuckle when Itachi pulled the store’s door open.

Sasuke glanced around at the brightly lit, and surprisingly big, store. There were numerously crowded displays of different outfits from ball gowns to more sexually appealing apparel in the far back of the store. He sweatdropped, turning around to leave. He stared behind him before.

“What the hell?! Aniki! The door’s gone!” Sasuke cried, staring at the solid wall behind them, covered with different kinds of jewelry. Itachi blinked, spinning around and staring at the jewelry display before cursing.

“Dammit!”

“Please don’t use such language in Cosplay Hearts.” A voice lazily ordered behind them. The two brothers spun back around, faced with a Masked Pirate.

The black scarf that covered the man’s face didn’t look like it would be coming off soon, and underneath the blue Buccaneer’s hat peeped out silver hair, despite the fact that from what the brunette’s could see, that being only the left eye and the skin around it considering the fact that the other eye was covered by an eye patch. A captain-like coat of gray and black, shiny pirate boots completed the look.

“Ah…” Itachi sweatdropped, staring at the man’s choice of clothing in a mix of shock and astonishment. “Sorry?” the pirate seemed to smile from the way his eye curved up.

“It’s no problem, my name’s Kakashi, and what are you two gentleman looking to buy?” he asked, obliviously the manager of the store.

“Err…um, just some simple costumes for our mother’s birthday party…” Itachi replied awkwardly, glancing around for anything “normal”

Kakashi hmm’ed “Well, you guys are clearly clueless to the wonderful ways of cosplay.” He stated simple, ignoring the glares. “How about this, I’ll let you two try on all the costumes in our store, and whatever you like, you buy?”

“All of them?” Sasuke answered, looking around the store in shock.

“We’ve also got a quite a few in the basement too…” Kakashi added, more to himself, then to his company.

“That’ll take fucking forever!” Sasuke replied, flailing his arms.

“Fuck this, we’re leaving.” Itachi snapped irritably.

Kakashi’s visible eye narrowed. “I thought I warned the two of you not to curse…” he growled out, snapping his fingers.

Itachi and Sasuke both cried out as the floor under their feet gave out, the floor turning out to be a trapdoor.

“The hell…?!” Sasuke’s voice echoed as the brothers dropped into the dark abyss beneath them.

Kakashi sighed, stepping to the end of the trap before smiling “I’m sure Kyuubi and Naruto’ll take good care of them…” he chuckled, turning around and walking back to the register to finish his favorite orange book for the thousandth time.

Sasuke groaned, his head throbbing painfully. He opened his eyes slowly and was greeted by the slight that could only be a white corset. He blinked, staring at the clothing for a few seconds until he managed to draw his gaze upward, towards whoever’s face. His eyes met with a pair of startlingly beautiful blue eyes that studied him worriedly.

“Oh, you’re awake…” a soft voice noted, a Sasuke’s caretaker leaned back away from the brunette.

Blonde hair framed a soft face that carried those pretty eyes, only 3 whisker-like scars marred the blonde’s cute face, making said face even more pretty in the brunette's opinion. Sasuke’s eyes trailed down to the blonde’s outfit and was surprised to see that along with the white corset, the blonde had opted to slide on a black dress that people rarely wore outside the movies. The dress reached up the blonde’s slender neck, ending with a white, lacy lining, the long, robe like sleeves also were lined with , much larger, white lace, and on the blonde’s hands were lace gloves of the same material. The dress was covered by the corset at the blonde's abdomen and right after the corset ended, slightly above the slim waist, an long, thick piece of white cloth was tied around the blonde’s midsection before ending in a big elaborate bow behind the blonde. The bottom of the dress poofed out and was also lined with layers of white lace just above the knee. Black and white striped stockings covered what parts of the blonde’s slim legs were viewable. Black, ankle high boots that seemed slightly big with the tops folded down over the sides completed the look…if you didn’t notice the white parasol resting against the bedside table.

“Um…sorry if that seemed...awkward…” the blonde continued, blushing slightly “I was just fluffing up your pillows…I’ll be taking care of you during your stay at Cosplay Hearts, my name is Uzumaki Naruto! Please let me know if you need anything at all!” Naruto chirped, smiling brightly at Sasuke, who stared right back.

‘Naruto..? That doesn’t sound that feminine…’ Sasuke thought as his eyes went up and down his pretty caretaker’s form again. He blinked, resting his eyes on the surprisingly flat chest above the corset “…You’re a guy..?” Sasuke asked, shocked beyond all belief.

“Um…yeah..?” Naruto tilted his head to the side before he burst out laughing, startling the brunette “Teehee…it’s the dress, right?” he giggled, his laughter only growing when Sasuke’s cheeks stained red “Yeah, quite a few of the people here demand that my brother and I cross-dress, they just love to play dress up with us!” Naruto smiled sweetly at a blushing Sasuke.

‘His brother? Please be twins! Please be twins!’ Sasuke prayed. Oh wait…brothers? “Aniki!” Sasuke gasped, looking around the room desperately, his blinked in surprise at the lushness and style.

He was on a giant deep blue canopy bed with black satin sheets in a smoke-gray painted room. Three doors lined different walls and an oak bookcase with a few manga lining the shelves rested against the wall to his right along with a sleek desk.

“Oh, the other person was your older brother? He’s in my brother’s care right now because they’re closer in age…” Naruto muttered, tapping a laced finger against his chin thoughtfully.

‘Aww…no twin.’ Sasuke thought sadly as he nodded “Um…am I allowed out of here?” he asked warily, remembering the physco pirate and the evil trap door.

“Ah! Of course! Let me get you some clothes though…” Naruto muttered more the bit more to himself than to Sasuke, who looked down and stared at the pajamas he’d been changed into while he was unconscious. It was black and had a heart pattern…in pink.

“…Why am I wearing this?” the brunette asked darkly. Naruto laughed awkwardly.

“In case you didn’t know, mainly at Cosplay Hearts we dress up like this” Naruto gestured to his outfit “or even more elaborate…” he explained to a paling Uchiha “That was one of the few pajamas that wasn’t a nightgown or included any frill what-so-ever, and it was the least weirdest too…” he added, causing Sasuke to pale even more.

“…What are you planning on dressing me in?” Sasuke asked, fearing for the worst.

“Oh, Deidara-sempai and Tobi-sempai’ll handle that, don’t worry though, I’ll tell him to pick out something easy because it’s your first day. He already knows all your sizes, so he should be able to whip something up!” Sasuke vaguely wondered how long he’d been asleep.

“Um…okay. Where’s my brother at?” Sasuke asked.

“Oh, I wouldn’t know, we’ll probably meet him at dinner, just so you know it’s 4:46PM…dinner is at 6, if you’re hungry before that I’ll get you something to snack on. I’ll be back with your clothes, and don’t wander around, this place is huge, and people get lost very easily...but at least try to stay on the floor if you become curious” Naruto studied Sasuke for a moment “and don’t go down into the basement, I almost lost my virginity that way.” He warned.

Sasuke blinked in surprise “Almost..?” he echoed, causing Naruto to blush prettily across his cheeks. “You’re still a virgin?” he asked, staring at the blonde, a perverted smirk creeping up his face.

Naruto glared at him in embarrassment “Yeah! So what?! I’m waiting for Mr. Right!” he snapped at the brunette.

Inner Sasuke started doing cartwheels. “You’re gay as well?” Sasuke asked, trying to hide his excitement. Naruto’s blush spread to the rest of his face.

“I-if you want someone else to care for you-” he babbled, twisting the skirt of his dress in his hands, glancing away ashamedly.

“No need” Sasuke grinned at the blonde lecherously “I’m gay too…” he purred, smirking when Naruto’s face began to resemble an over-ripe tomato, he could’ve sworn Naruto’s hair had tinged red too.

“A-ah…um, I…we-I’m not…” Naruto stuttered, backing away slightly before spinning around and snatching up his parasol before running to the door across from the wall Sasuke’s bed was leaned against, yanking it open and sprinting out of the room before slamming the door shut.

Sasuke smirked “I hope Aniki’s having this much fun…”

May: Wee! Chapter one is done! Please! My inner craving second to milk chocolate covered ukes is reviews!

Mayday- Chapter 1

2008-03-17T19:34:03Z

May: WOO~! I have a live-journal now! kukuku...i'm slowly infecting the Internet! Anyway, i'll start posting my stories on here to gather more admirers...XD let's hope this works out....
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Summary-

Sasuke and Itachi, once again, visit the Konoha Mating Center in (Kakashi’s) hopes of finding a mate. For the past 2 years (even more for Itachi) neither one found anyone they considered worthy to be their life mate. When they come across two unwilling foxes will their opinion change?

Couplings: Sasunaru, ItaKyuu, etc.

Ages: Sasuke-15 Naruto-14 Itachi- 20 Kyuubi-18 etc.

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“Please, you two… I’m begging you guys to find someone screwable!” Kakashi cried, flailing his arms at two certain Uchihas. Itachi and Sasuke to be precise.

Uchiha Itachi, champion of the Senior Class of the Konoha Pet Shows, was leaning against one of the mating centers (modeled like a mini-hotel) tan, flower wallpaper print walls. His deep red eyes showed no interest in the hoard of female animal hybrids walking down the hall, giggling and looking toward his direction. His long dark hair was in a loose ponytail, tied at the base of his neck. His black leopard ears, with red spots, that eerily reminded people of blood splatters, sat on his head, a matching tail swishing lazily behind him. He was dressed in a red dress shirt, all but two middle buttons undone and a black sleeveless, muscle shirt underneath a pair of black cargo pants hung lowly on his hips, causing the ladies to swoon.

Uchiha Sasuke, champion of the Junior Class of Konoha Pets Shows, sat next to his brother on the ground, busying himself with a video game on his Nintendo DS Light. His hair was shorter and in a style that reminded Kakashi of duck’s ass. His dark eyes narrowed at a figure on the screen. Black ears, like his brother’s, twitching slightly, his tail curling in displeasure as Dingodile managed to hit Crash with a torpedo. “Cheeky little bastard…” he muttered, pushing a series of buttons, his head angling lower. He wasn’t as “well dressed” as Itachi, simply in a black dress shirt and off white jeans.

However both of them had one thing they both knew was a distinct possibility; they could’ve been asexual...

Kakashi sighed “Come on… at least screw someone, your prize money from the Shows isn’t enough to keep us going forever… what if you guys lose?” He sweatdropped as Sasuke and Itachi stared at him as if the world supply of salmon had just disappeared-which would have been very scary- or something on that level, maybe a cod roe crisis. “You never know…” he murmured, scratching the back of his head awkwardly.

“Kakashi!” a excited voice called out. Kakashi turned behind him to see Asuma running towards him.

“Ah, hey, Asuma…” he greeted, turning to face the man.

“Hey! So Sasuke-kun, ready to mate with my Ino?” he chuckled when the younger leopard stared at him as if he’d grown a second head. “Heh, heh… guess not… still heard these two punks haven’t bedded someone, yet.” He grinned at Kakashi look of despair. “Anyway, thought I’d tell you… Iruka’s back; with Kyuubi and another fox!” he added excitedly.

Kakashi stared at Asuma “I-Iruka?” he stuttered.

Itachi snorted, Sasuke looked up at Itachi “Who’s Iruka?”

Itachi chuckled “Kakashi’s mate, he went to the States, he left abruptly because, Kakashi had sex with him, only our owner, oh-so-smartly used alcohol to get some.” Sasuke snickered.

Kakashi glared “Better than being shot down, like Kyuubi-kun did with you.” He returned the dark look Itachi gave him with a smile. “Who knows? Maybe Kyuubi-kun has yet to find a mate! Not to mention this new fox Iruka’s brought along for the ride.”

“Better hurry…” Asuma warned “When I left, Temari and a few others were already advancing on Iruka, talking about a mating session with his foxes.”

Kakashi’s eyes narrowed “Not in my life!” ‘Which may end the second Iruka sees me…’ he added silently to himself, trying to keep from shaking.

Itachi smirked ‘A second chance with Kyuubi? Interesting…’

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Kyuubi no Kistune hissed at Shuukaku “Fuck off!” he snarled, baring his teeth.

“Oh? Don’t mind if I d-SHIT! YOU BITCH!” Kyuubi watched in satisfaction as the raccoon went down, cradling his family jewels.

He sighed, in the seven years he’d been in America his hair had grown down to his mid-back, he would have let the blood-red locks flow loosely, but he knew that would only help any of the horny pets in here by grabbing him by his hair and dragging him onto the nearest flat surface, like the floor, walls, table, etc. So he went with a bun, held up in silver ornate chopsticks with small ruby foxes dangling from the ends of tiny chains.

His red slitted eyes glanced at the crumpled form of his latest attacker, he snorted. ‘As if I’d let anyone as weak as him have their way with me…’ surprisingly the fox was submissive-Lord knows why- and he refused to let anyone weaker than him touch him, except his loved ones (not that he’d consider Iruka weaker), groomers, vet, and a few others.

His red fox ears sat proudly on his head. He was dressed in a Chinese-style top of black silk and silver lacing, long flowing sleeves covering his slim arms, an oriental fan in his hand. Matching flared pants covered his legs. Nine tails waved absentmindedly as he weaved through the crowd (It took real skill to have that many tails in check in a crowd like that) a few pairs of mated pets smiled at him, he returned the smiles with a few of his own, secretly envious of their abilities to love one another. He was well aware of the other pets staring at him with mixes of envy, awe and lust.

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He came up to the table where his little brother sat, clinging to his owner’s side.

“Noo..! Iruka! I don’t wanna mate with anyone yet!” Naruto cried, in tears. His blonde fluffy ears hung limply as he eyed Gaara, Shuukaku’s little brother, warily. His spiky blonde hair had attracted a lot of attention, almost as much as Kyuubi’s blazing locks. His blue eyes glittered with unshed tears, three whisker marks cupped his cheeks, adding to the blonde’s cuteness, and causing Kyuubi to fight the urge to pinch his cheeks whenever he saw his little brother.(1) Naruto had whined until Iruka had let him wear a sundress of all things to the Mating Party (where pets chatted a bit, hoping to find their life mates.) The white dress had a red ribbon going around Naruto’s waist, the fabric hanging loosely down to his knees. The blonde’s tails swarmed around him, curling around him slightly.

Kyuubi sighed, settling next to Naruto “No need to cry, Naru-chan.” He pinched Naruto’s cheek teasingly, before scratching his little brother behind his ears. He turned to Temari; Gaara and Shuukaku’s owner “Not only is he weaker than me, he also couldn’t wait till we found a room. I have requirements; my mate’s got to be a good fuck (though not too rough), hot (looks wise), and quiet.” He sipped the glass of water on their table.

“I wonder why you pointedly ignored me the first time we met, Kyuu-chan.” Said redhead choked on his drink, almost spilling it. Only one person dared to call him that.

Itachi watched in amusement as Kyuubi looked up at him, eyes glinting dangerously. “Ita-chan”(2) he replied evenly, in the mood for ‘Vampire Leopard’(3) Soup.

“Kakashi.” Iruka greeted stiffly.

Kakashi chuckled nervously “Who knew someone could put so much, err… emotion in one word?” he sweatdropped as Iruka’s glare intensified.

A dangerous silence passed until Sasuke, out of curiosity, turned to Naruto “Why the hell are you wearing a dress?”

Naruto blinked “Eh?”

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May: Yup, so far my most loved story on ff.net. Please tell me what you think!

Don't flame!

1) In the actual series Itachi (when he’s younger) always pokes Sasuke in the forehead,my friend’s like: “Aww… but it’d be better if he pinched his cheek!” Me: “He’s a soon-to-be-raving lunatic! He doesn’t pinch cheeks!” So yeah, she gets her wish in the form of KyuuNaruness XD

2) Itachi? Ita-chan? Sound similar to anyone?

3)Because of the red spots of Itachi and Sasuke’s fur, their breed’s nickname is “Vampire Leopard”